We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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