but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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