I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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