I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
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This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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