I want to make a zoo with you.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
We're using joints as your birthday candles
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
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