I've blown a few things in my day
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
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I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
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i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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