so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
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