Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I got her a Nickelback box set.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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