Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
When are your genitals available?
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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