She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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