i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
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You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
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I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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