Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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