guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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