your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
