I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
How's work?
Spinning.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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