Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
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private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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