i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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