Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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