I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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