I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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