can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
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Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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