Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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