Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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