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you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
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just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
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Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
My life is pants optional.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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