I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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