She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
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Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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