oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
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Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
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They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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