Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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