is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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