The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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