I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
i out mim tonsoeep
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