Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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