We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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