google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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