I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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