I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
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Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
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I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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