R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Do you still have your period?
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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