Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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