Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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