And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Alive.
So much puke
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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