And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
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Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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