quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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