Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Text me some of your sweat
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