and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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