just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
No subtext here. People are naked.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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