Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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