i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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