how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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