Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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