is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
