oh god the rape fog is back!
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
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I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
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But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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