Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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