If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Randomize
